It's time to kiss those SUV's good-bye
By GERRY WARNER
Cranbrook Daily Townsman
Jan. 26, 2007
I was sitting in a local coffee shop in Kimberley the other day minding my own business when I overheard the conversation of a Calgary couple sitting close to me. Seems one of them had just bought a new vehicle and was he ever impressed. Apparently his new $60,000 truck, equipped with all the bells and whistles could do just about everything except cook dinner. It had a GPS that instantly gave him his geographic coordinates every inch down the road as well as a digital thermometer that told him the outside temperature. It had some new-fangled device like a dictaphone that he could speak into and play back in case he forgot what was on his mind. The truck had a king cab with a DVD player in the back seat so the grandkids could watch a movie while grandpa concentrated on driving. It had . . . well, you get the idea.
This kind of got me to thinking about the first vehicle I ever knew in our family which was a green, 1950 Chev pickup, which was damn good at hauling wood, coal or manure and if you wanted a weather report you licked your finger and stuck it out the hand-cranked window. I can recallour trip to Los Angeles in 1954, the year before Disneyland opened. My dad, a bit of a visionary in his day, built a wooden camper on the back and that's where we slept on the four-day journey from the Kootenays. Mind you, we almost lost my mother along, the way because she made the mistake one long day of crawling into the back camper while dad was driving and almost died from the exhaust fumes. Either that or it could have been the diaper bucket in the back. It was pretty rich back there. But what did that matter to a crew of hicks from the Kootenays heading for the bright lights of the City of Angels with freshly cleaned diapers from the diaper bucket hanging on the outside mirrors of the old pickup to dry them!
Those were the days.
But getting back to the couple with the new wheels. They sounded awfully proud. Most people from Calgary do. But did they really have that much to be proud about? I don't think they did because of one simple, compelling and undeniable fact -- they had just paid $60,000 for one of the oldest pieces of technology created by mankind -- an automobile. Think about it. For more than 100 years, we've been driving, riding and sometimes committing hanky-panky in these metal boxes that have not fundamentally changed in more than a century. You can go back to the Dodge brothers, Henry Ford or Rudolf Diesel and it's the same drill -- an internal combustion engine, mounted on a metal frame rolling along on four vulcanized, rubber tires. Anything other than that is a refinement, not a change.
So as I sat there listening to the couple gush about their new toy I wasn't impressed at all, if anything the opposite. Given this world with its carbon saturated atmosphere that's slowly killing us all, given the stranglehold oil retains on the international economic order and politics and given the millions of lives lost in wars to control which way the oil flows, why should I, or anyone else for that matter, be impressed by the latest gas-guzzling, environment destroying, war provoking automobile to roll off the assembly line? Except, of course, I own one -- an SUV no less -- and I'm just as guilty as the next schmo.
So where does this leave us? One of my colleagues at the Daily Townsman rides a bicycle to work every day, winter or summer. Good on him, but that's not the solution for everybody. There are hybrids out there, a small step in the right direction, but they're not cheap and they're not exactly a radical departure from the conventional vehicles we've known all these years. Apparently some communities in the U.S. are now allowing electric golf carts-- some of them even pimped up with mag wheels -- on the regular roads where the speed limits are low. And if you've ever seen the documentary "WhoKilled the Electric Car" you won't be surprised at this phenomena at all. Legendary country-blues singer Willie Nelson has invested in a string of service stations that sell nothing but bio-diesel fuel and there's even a bio-diesel outlet in Sparwood. Ballard Power in Burnaby has been working on an efficient, affordable, hydrogen fuel cell for years and one of these days there's bound to be a breakthrough in this technology or something else. Who knows? Maybe it will be nuclear fusion?
Whatever the case, it can't happen too soon. The world currently uses 81 million barrels of oil-a-day, one quarter of which is consumed by the U.S. alone with China next at six per cent. These numbers are unsustainable. World oil supply is expected to peak this century then rapidly decline.
So the next time you hear a politician decrying Kyoto, tell him to buy a bike.
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